Hi, I'm Not Normal!

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I don’t like sushi.
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? me when i have no fucking idea what you just said  (via crystalreed)

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What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace.
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Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands.
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see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

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Anonymous said: How you know Chia aint cheatin on you?


People ask this all the time, and here’s the thing. 

Whether she’s 10 thousand miles away or 10 blocks away, she could be cheating on me if she wanted to. Just like I could be cheating, too. Everybody could be cheating on everybody. The fact is I would never know, unless somebody had sex videos of her face next to something recent that she purchased, and Chia is smart so if she did cheat, she would never let that happen lol. 

So I could sit around worrying and stressing over something that I would never know, or I could trust that she wouldn’t. 

Or hire spies to follow her around for a few months, but that’s wifey right there. I’m good. 


"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

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